Once upon a time there were two houses. One house was called WordPress and the other was called Kirby. Both houses looked beautiful from the outside. The WP family bought the WordPress house and the KB family bought the Kirby house.

The WP family was even more impressed when they discovered all the things in the house that they did not even ask for, like a built in ice machine and a helipad on the roof. Also they could move the rooms, objects and even change colors of things in the house. How cool! They decided to move the toilet to the living room. Taking a poo while watching football is awesome, they thought!

The KB family was also happy, but they did only get what they asked for. No toilet in the living room, no helipad on the roof and no ice machine.

One day the WP family noticed a really large cable in the garden, along with a big water pipe, when they was cutting the grass. They did not want it, but removing it was harder than expected.

When they finally succeeded with removing the cable, the whole helipad fell down beside them. What a mess! Oh well, they did not care much because they had never used the helipad anyway.

Then they did the same thing with the water pipe and removing it resulted in a flying ice machine, landing on the grass.

The KB family was passing by and wondered “What’s going on? Why is there a helipad and an ice machine on the grass?”

The night came and the WP family noticed some monsters in the living room, building new doors and eating some of the furnishings. How did they got in? Later they found some holes in the basement. The KB family did not have any known holes or monsters.

The next day the WordPress house looked like a construction site. The KB family was passing by and wondered “What now?” Not even the WP family knew what was going on. A man from the construction team said “It’s a frequent update, get used to it! If you want your house secure from little monsters, this needs to be done!”.

After the update was done, a wall was missing. The WP family asked the man from the construction team why and he replied “This wall was not compatible with this update. Sorry, it’s nothing we can do. Build a new wall, or maybe it’s easier to build a new house from scratch.”

The WP family now got tired of all the fanciness that did not help them, so they bought a new house and they called it… Kirby.